If you live in towns like Rectum, Netherlands and Dildo, Newfoundland, today is your lucky day! Pornhub announced that, in an effort to “make up for years of humiliation and silent suffering,” the porn site is offering residents in dirty-sounding towns around the world free premium access to the site.
The announcement came from a press release released by Pornhub. As they revealed yesterday, select small towns around the world will receive “free lifetime memberships” to Pornhub Premium, the site’s HD, on-demand streaming service. For once, a good thing will come from living in a town called Cumming, Georgia. Here’s what Corey Price, the Vice President of Pornhub, said about the adult entertainment site’s promotion.
With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots — and the rest of the world a bit envious — we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.
What a day to live in Intercourse, PA! Pornhub has up to 50 cities listed as viable options, including — but certainly not limited to — Big Beaver, PA; Threeway, VA; Balls Creek, Nova Scotia; Pee, Margibi; Tit, Adrar; Horneytown, NC; Big Bone, KT; Climax, MI; Orgy, Hooker, OK; Bourgogne-Franche-Comté; Fingeringhoe, Essex; Hairy Hill, Alberta; Come By Chance, Newfoundland; Cocking, Midhurst; Weener, Niedersachsen; Fort Dick, CA; La Vagina, Toskana; Rectum, Overijssel; Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté; Condom, Occitanie; and of course, Fucking, Oberösterreich. Those are only a handful of the once-unfortunately named cities who receive this special offer. The full, growing list can be found here.
If you don’t see your inappropriate-sounding town listed (like Intercourse, PA, which might not be included yet), don’t fret! Users are encouraged to share the hashtag #PremiumPlaces on Twitter and Instagram to drum up attention to their living quarters. It could become the next Premium Place.
It’s worth noting that those who live in normal sounding cities like New York City and Boston will not receive this promotion. Only the residents of poor-sounding cities get the win this time. Quite frankly, they deserve the win this time. We think so, at least. We hope you understand. So, if your town was ever the butt of the joke, you get to have to final laugh thanks to Pornhub! Especially if you live in Butts County, GA.